Texting frustrations

1. I don't even know why some people text me first and like never ever reply again D: like WHY. Do you hate me or what.
2. Can people use emojis like okay not all the time maybe but like sometimes? Please? :( It's like I feel like I'm talking to some wall or some robot who just goes: 'Yeah. I'm so happy.' like I don't think so
3. People that reply after like what 68549875902. years. later. like okay you may be busy i understand but i think i just saw you 'online' for 1 hour and your 'last seen' or sometimes even worse, I don't get a reply at ALL. Okay I had this person replying me after 5 years like I literally checked my phone everyday for 5 years just for your text back, do you know how much i.. okay I hate you :<
4. Can you like not reply a LOL, yeah, k, to every text I send ._. GAWD.
5. They say hi and you're like hey wassup man and they reply with ermm.. who is this?
6. Okay when the person is 'typing..' for like 2 hours, literally, and all I received was a K.
7. The 'Should I text them first?' but I feel like I'm annoying them. Then you guys never ever talk again.
8. People who keep sending me cold texts and I'm like you don't wanna chat with me? then say it. Then after that they get mad at me for not replying to their one word texts like hello? I've been replying to 276472 'k's 'LOL's and 'yeah' you expect me to still want to talk to you? I should be the one getting mad, NOT YOU >:(
9. Texting me only when you need something from me like NO, go away.
10. Seeing that person is SO much better I swear