Sunday, 16 November 2014

Types of texters

1) Broken text:
like

"Hey"
"wassup"
"how"
"are"
"you"
"?"
":)"
"ha"
"Ha"
"haa"

2) The mia one:
you're like hey wanna come to my event next week? :)
and *5 months later* they're like "oh hi"
like it's OVER OKAY. O V E R. Hahaha xD

3) The emoji spammer:
you're like Today was fun! Thanks :D
and they're like
"Omg :D :3 ikr :p hang out again soon :) hehe c:"

4) Maniac texter:
you're like hey man
and they're like
"OMG HI!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! I missed you SO MUCH like OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!! HOW ARE YOUUU"
like bruh are you that eggcited like do i have to be that eggcited too? okay lemme try
"IM GOOOODDD!! HA HA HA." and I don't remember saying a joke

5) The grt txtr:
Yes. Very great. They be like
"Hey wassup wn cm my hs n chl n stuff we cn et chps n wtch mv n thgy"
like can you not xD

6) Sms stressor
They be like
"Hi"
"why are you ignoring me"
" I see you online :("
"do you not like me"
"heyy?"
"i think you read it"
"is that blue ticks?" (whatsapp)
"????"
"you do know that i can see that right"
in like 8 SECONDS

7) The emotional one
Nuff said haha

8) The emotionLESS one plus not answering the question
The opposite of 7.
You be like hey are free anytime soon? :)
and they're like ya
you: That's great! When?
"idk."
(okay..?) hmm maybe this week? :D
"yeah"
Which day you can? Haha
"Yup."
Ehhh like when haha? I'm free on tue and thurs :)
"Ok."
like wow okay. (but they're such great people to talk to irl like how do you even like did you use all your energy on talking you can't text or what i don't get it)

If there is any I missed, you can leave a comment below! Haha

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